stability:

*wishes i was a part of your internet gang*

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officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

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tes1a:

RIP that text post you thought of in class and then forgot when you got home

hancljob:

wtf is homecoming?? who is coming home??? where have they been??? did they bring souvenirs??

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the-lonely-scottish-guy:

knock knock

who’s there?

well it’s not your fucking parents because they don’t knock

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kawrying:

so its 2:17 am and my window is open and i burped really loudly and i heard someone yell “what the fuck”

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jackballs:

me:

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you:

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shouldnt:

doughnot:

those text posts where every single comment is pure gold

*gold*
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dulect:

have you even seen clothes that look good and then you try them on and it’s like no

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